Upon return to the abode Stonewall, I have discovered her in quite a dismal state. It seems that Rob's failure to run the dishwasher before leaving 23 days ago has produced dire consequences. The hardwood floors have eroded into soft clay on top of which has sprouted marsh grasses and jungle vines. A unique amphibious species inhabits the entirety of Stonewall. Thankfully, the unusual creatures appear to be docile; they are perfectly adapted to the environment, surviving on a diet consisting entirely of Beck's dead skin cells. With an unlimited food supply and no competition, they engage in rampant and furious reproduction; a single Chupacabra of unknown origin is all that keeps their population from exploding out of control!
